Twitter Tech Support: Hello, my name is agent 34087, how may I solve your tweet today?
Parent: Oh, yes....my son is sending automatic tweets to my co-workers and other children.
Twitter Tech Support: Ok....is this your account?
Parent: Yes, but I didn't give permission.
Parent: What!? Yes, I guess so...
Twitter Tech Support: How many tweets would you say has been sent? Are you getting the error
Twitter is over capacity. Too many tweets. Please wait a moment and try again.
Parent: (Angry) I don't know, just make it go a away...
Twitter Tech Support: Ok...what is the account name?
Twitter Tech Support: (Silence)
Parent: Hello...are you there?
Twitter Tech Support: oh my god!!! Are you the Off The Wall Parents? I love your tweets. Everybody here loves it!!!!
Parent: (very angry) Look, I just want them to stop.
Twitter Tech Support: Ok, but...
Parent: ( very, very angry) are you going to help?
Twitter Tech Support: Hey, I just received a tweet from....
Parent: Son, what are you doing?
So, the next time you see a strange tweet with lots of random characters, it might not be someone with a hangover, but someone 3 feet high and rising.